1. Keep it in your pants.
2. Don't use tampons before you have babies.
3. Never wear white shoes or pants after labor day.
4. Pain is beauty so suck it up.
5. Stand up straight (followed by a knuckle in the upper back)
6. A beer after a workout works wonders.
7. Drive safe, leaves are slippery when wet.
8. Watch out for lawn chairs (they have a tendendcy to break or move right out from under you!)
9. Slow dance with your husband.
10. Never ever settle.
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